Saturday, December 24, 2011


Sunday, December 4, 2011

Bart Wars

Funny quote :
1-I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

2-"Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"

3- "Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

4-"It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone."

5-"Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin." (on death of cat).

6-"Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You"

7-"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day."

8-"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems."

9-"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

10-"Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."

11-"And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream."

12-"Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college."

13-"Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television."

14-"No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."

15-"Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer."

16-"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."

17-"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation."

18-"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."

19-"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

20-"I have feelings too - like ''My stomach hurts'' or ''I'm going crazy!'

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Friday, September 30, 2011

Astro Dog

With EMO style: